Watermelon.

I adore watermelon.

I could eat it every single day.

Every day.

This week, Walmart was out of whole watermelons, which means I had to become one of those people who buy pre-cut watermelon.

Now, I don’t get the people who buy pre-cut watermelon on the reg.

It’s so much cheaper (and fresher) if you buy a whole watermelon and chop it up.

(There is no judgement here though, you do whatchu gotta do)

Anyways, I bought some pre-cut.

A few days later, I had some.

It tasted funny.

And a little weird.

And then I got sick.

It was brutal.

I never want to throw up watermelon ever again.

And now I don’t want to eat watermelon for a long time.

The end.