• Nightmares.

    Holy cow. I have been having the most insane dreams! They happen every single night, and have only been getting more and more bizarre. One night I had a dream about Justin’s ex-girlfriend moving in with us. The next, the pandemic had turned into a true apocalypse. It felt like we were living in a movie. Cars had no gas. People weren’t really living in homes. Stores were empty husks. People killing each other for food. And we had a baby who was the size of my hand that we were trying to keep alive (he’s bigger than that inside my body right now!)! Then I had one where my…

  • Honest Thoughts on Pregnancy.

    Why do most pregnant women or moms lie? Why? WHY? Answer me! As I am nearing my third trimester, I find myself getting more irritated by the fact that all the formerly pregnant people I’ve talked to have essentially lied at my questions. Non-Pregnant Alison: Q: “What is it like being pregnant?”A: “It’s amazing. Magical. I love it. This is the best period of my life.” Pregnant Alison: Talking to same person above, “Oh my gosh. The nausea is insane. It never ends. Also, why am I already struggling to breath? And seriously, constipation? Already? Their response: “Hahahahahaha. Oh I know. It sucks. I was miserable for months. Just wait,…